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I am tired tonight, so I will put you menfolk to the test.
Will you respect a worn out, weary, genteel lady's polite request to you to turn the lights off, go quietly, do not bang the door and . . . . oh yes, do not bloomin' well come creeping back again in an hour's time either!
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Oh yes, perhaps you could wash the dishes in the sink and let the dogs out for their last wee as well please.