22-04-2019, 11:04 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Don't know about a beer, but some of you men here sure are 'old and peculiar.' 
Now listen 'ere you blokes - tomorrow I am being taken out for lunch by a secret admirer.
Hows about that then.
See, you have all missed the chance of my delectable company to dine with now.
Us ladies have waited long enough for a treat from you lot.
Is your secret admirer a Jimmy Savile impersonator?
22-04-2019, 11:05 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Sweetie pie
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How lovely Mupsy.I have to go and make excuses for my Jury service.
Watch out!!!!
I see that Judd!
22-04-2019, 11:09 PM
21524
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Chuck a bottle at the judge then you'll be in the dock instead of the jury.
I will let Mupsy sort you out.
I need my bed.
Good Night everyone.
22-04-2019, 11:36 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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OY! Your 48 hours ain't up yet. Be orf wi yer... Is your secret admirer a Jimmy Savile impersonator?
No. Shan't. I shall go when I am good and ready and not a moment sooner.
I shall also treat your second remark with utter disdain, and rise above it.
No doubt I will be very late back, as my companion will not want me to leave, which is quite understandable, isn't it.
It is my magnetic personality you see. I can't help it.
23-04-2019, 10:01 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Time for my pit I suppose. 
. . . . and still stuck in it by the looks of things.
Now up you get Judsy, and do something useful, yer sleepy tyke.
I can find plenty of jobs for you if you're bored. You can make me another cup of tea for a start.
And where's that other toe-rag too?
See, once again it's the earnest, hard working ladies who get anything done around here. Tut tut. . .
23-04-2019, 10:25 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Mups loves a silver Lame suit and a cigar after dinner. 
Oh no she don't!
Now go and plug that hole up in your bathroom wall, else you'll be scaring the neighbours when you get in the bath.
23-04-2019, 10:27 AM
21530
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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. . . . and still stuck in it by the looks of things. Now up you get Judsy, and do something useful, yer sleepy tyke.
I can find plenty of jobs for you if you're bored. You can make me another cup of tea for a start.
And where's that other toe-rag too?
See, once again it's the earnest, hard working ladies who get anything done around here. Tut tut. . .
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