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Just then a bright light in the sky
Just happened to catch my eye
'Twas an alien craft
Shaped a bit like a raft
And oh so quick did it fly.




Then a little green man baled out

Re: Limericks. (New).

Then a little green man baled out
He was short and extremely stout!

Re: Limericks. (New).

Then a little green man baled out
He was short and extremely stout!
He yelled " Hands up you lot!"

Re: Limericks. (New).

Then a little green man baled out
He was short and extremely stout!
He yelled " Hands up you lot!"
"I have a ray gun and you will be shot"

Re: Limericks. (New).

Then a little green man baled out
He was short and extremely stout!
He yelled "Hands up you lot!"
" I have a ray gun and you will be shot"
" And you'll die, of that there's no doubt!"

I thought for a moment then yelled back

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I thought for a moment then yelled back
"No chance fatso, there's something you lack,"

Re: Limericks. (New).

I thought for a moment then yelled back
" No chance fatso, there's something you lack"
He.. she.. or it...started to cry

Re: Limericks. (New).

I thought for a moment then yelled back
" No chance fatso, there's something you lack"
He.. she.. or it...started to cry
Then tried to spit in my eye

Re: Limericks. (New).

I thought for a moment then yelled back
" No chance fatso, there's something you lack"
He.. she.. or it...started to cry
Then tried to spit in my eye
Whilst I delivered a hefty whack!

The little green man joined in the fray

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The little green man joined in the fray
But gravity held him back, his feet felt like clay