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When I die I want my last words to be "I left a million pounds under the ... "
...COFFIN.
I'd love to see who'd go to the trouble of grave robbing one dark and stormy night.
Of course, I wouldn't be able to, would I?
Though perhaps I'd make the newspapers.
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What's the first band you'll see when Lockdown is over?
Mine'll be a bloody Gastric one!
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If you were a child when "Red, Red Wine" was released ....
UB40ish now!
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Never in the history of calming down, has anyone ever calmed down, by being told to Calm Down! Right?
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Here's a question for all the mind readers out there ......
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Never in the history of calming down, has anyone ever calmed down, by being told to Calm Down! Right?
Was this asking for personal input on my part?
If so, I've never been told to calm down. They wouldn't dare
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My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo...I had to put my foot down
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It was suggested to me that I take up Yoga to correct my posture.

I didn't think it would work, but I stand corrected.
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It was suggested to me that I take up Yoga to correct my posture.

I didn't think it would work, but I stand corrected.
Clever. Nicked.
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I sleep much better naked.
Why can't flight attendants understand that?
 
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