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Serious question therefore serious answer - try to be a bit more agreeable.
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11-02-2016, 06:33 PM
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Oh Gawd!..That's done it Lad...prepare for squalls
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11-02-2016, 06:48 PM
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Send me £40,000.00 squids please I ams an poor englis student from Ukraine with zick Mother yes. I am how you zay very frendlies wis the Englis man. My hair it iz blondie an my figures iz good. I thanking you from topless of my Shirt.
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11-02-2016, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by dukeofearl ->
I got to thinking, what is the best possible thing I could ever do for you
Give Mark a slap ?


No ... a good shake and THEN a slap ... thank you
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11-02-2016, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by dukeofearl ->
No this one is more spiritual , the giving of the bread and wine .
Well if your talking Spiritual you can hear my confession , Ive not been to Church for several months and at the beginning of this week I became a sinner , I threatened to get on a plane and ring someones neck , I lost the plot Duke what do you think i should do ..
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11-02-2016, 07:33 PM
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Well if your talking Spiritual you can hear my confession , Ive not been to Church for several months and at the beginning of this week I became a sinner , I threatened to get on a plane and ring someones neck , I lost the plot Duke what do you think i should do ..
Oh Eliza I am shocked I have long learnt never to lose my temper as such, for the negatives out-weigh the benefits for me. Imagine if I lost my temper with my wife, no,no,no I could not live with that, it would hurt her very much and I could not live with my actions

Mind the "Utilities" you could upset , but upset yourself not while doing so. Best get somebody else to deal with them
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11-02-2016, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachel ->
Give Mark a slap ?


No ... a good shake and THEN a slap ... thank you
Oh heavens "Burton and Taylor" live on, such passion [does he talk like Burton, you know that deep and poetic Welsh voice)

Whats up, last night it was a sweet love life and making babies and today the slings , arrows and hurt. Followed by the passion of making up again I expect, you have got it well worked out girl
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11-02-2016, 07:44 PM
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Oooh thank you DOE, I would dearly love you to come here and be my permanent chauffeur please. Hubby has his company vehicle and I don't drive, so now I am retired I have to brave the wind, the rain and the cold (with my brolly usually turning inside out) whilst parked outside is the car!
That's what I get for living in the centre of London for so many years !
Thank you kindly. xx
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11-02-2016, 07:45 PM
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Re: What is the best possible thing I could do for you?

Originally Posted by Alan Cooke ->
Serious question therefore serious answer - try to be a bit more agreeable.
Good choice Alan , give it a try I promise it does not hurt. Just sprinkle the dust of happiness on your posts and the light will follow.
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11-02-2016, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by dukeofearl ->
Oh heavens "Burton and Taylor" live on, such passion [does he talk like Burton, you know that deep and poetic Welsh voice)

Whats up, last night it was a sweet love life and making babies and today the slings , arrows and hurt. Followed by the passion of making up again I expect, you have got it well worked out girl
******* !!!

More like Neil Kinnock plus a lot of the time he mumbles !
On and on and on he goes ... contradicting himself, rarely getting to the point, on and on and ON ! sheeeeesh

Procrastination plays a large part in inciting me to violence

eeeeek .. hope he's not looking



I am only joking of course
 
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