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Many older women go off sex because they can't stand to have their bones jumped by baggy, saggy, old men who can't get it up. They would be foolish to send them to prostitutes as they could be inviting sexually transmitted diseases into their beds.
They'd do better to spend the money on something that gives them real satisfaction, chocolate for example.

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Duke, why are you always so preoccupied with your (and others) sex lives?

Do you EVER have any other thoughts?

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Hi

It is often the case that if the lady in your life is not interested that perhaps you should ask yourself why?

On the other hand

Chocolate and sex.

You can GET chocolate.
"If you love me you'll swallow that"; has real meaning with chocolate.
Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
Good chocolate is easy to find.
You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake.
With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.
A chocolate never forgets to tell you they liked you better with long hair.
A chocolate never snaps your bra or pinches your bum.
Chocolate can stay hard for a week, and satisfies even when it has gone soft.
You can safely have chocolate while driving.
You can have chocolate on your desk without upsetting your workmates.
"If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
It's easy to find 9 inches of chocolate.
Chocolate doesn't make you preggers.
You don't have to wait until half-time to talk to your chocolate.
You won't find out later that your chocolate is married.
You won't find out later that your chocolate is on penicillin.

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Point is mainly I don't , however it seems the only subject that gets a response on here. Have I mentioned sex on "Salmon Jumping" , not once. Do I get response no, it is like banging ones head against a brick wall trying to engage the dead.
Do I go on about sex on "Deaf, Dumb and Blind", no except to respond to a few who introduce it. So do I get response on that thread , no nothing. Consider some 11,000 plus people have viewed it, is that not strange? Where are all these non talking people?
Then why do some people only post about their boring cats and dogs, what they are doing today like planting carrots and what is the weather like where you are.

Anyway in these boring days of soaps, yes they talk about those, killings and immigration etc, I think a man could do with the odd little treat to look forward too , a cheer up

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And you can't get any during Lent

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Perhaps that is the answer, the man would not be bored to death by having to jump on a sack of bones and could experience from a young lady who is a little more learned in the art and positions to please a man

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Oh, so men never go off sex then? Should they encourage 'her indoors' to find herself a tasty gigolo or a 'man who can' ?!!
She can leave the hubby a few bob to go down the chippy and get his dinner!!

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Hi

Well sex and fishing do not mix.

I mean, there you are as a teenager fishing in TP woods, the home of double figure bream, engaged in a passionate embrace when out of the corner of your eye you see your float gently sliding away.

What is a lad to do?

Well of course you jump up, grab your rod and five minutes later, there you are, an 11lb bream.

Pure bliss, then you suddenly notice your girlfriend has upped and gone, never to be seen again.

That is when you first realise how unreasonable the female of the species are

Strange thing these women, I mean, how often do you catch an 11lb bream?

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Yep go for it Art, be a sinner or a mistress. Most guys in your parts will be down the pubs swigging the black stuff (first love)

Will play you a song again as it was taken off last time
Despite the fact that every College Girl across the USA was bopping to it for weeks

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The Bream record was only 8lb 8oz when I was a young teen swimfeeder. Caught in Chiddingstone Castle Lake (so told )
Liked Cricket...then fishing, philately and something else I can't remember.

Much influenced by Bernard Venables inc Mr Crabtree