10-09-2014, 01:05 PM
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Re: Chat up lines..
Originally Posted by realspeed
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Excuse me I am a stranger around here, so could you direct me back to your place?
How 'bout when Del Boy prompted Rodney to go up to the gal and say - Fancy a Curry .......
Instead he says - Fancy an Indian and gets a slap !
10-09-2014, 01:47 PM
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Re: Chat up lines..
How not to get chatted up......On a family holiday in America, we had gone out for dinner and as we returned to the car, there ware two guys standing nearby.
Guy 1 says "hey look at those two, I could fancy them"
Guy 2 says "yeah and their old man's got a cadillac".
On hearing this, daughter 1 turns to her sister and says loud enough to be heard...
"Which one do you fancy. The fat one or the one with the moustache?"
Whey slunk away looking rather embarrased.
10-09-2014, 03:26 PM
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Re: Chat up lines..
OK it was 1981,Three years before I met Jenny. It was a residential course and I got chatting to this young lady. Day 3 she just drops this into the conversation..........`Big cats can kill but a little pussy never hurts`I suspect that may have been a signal?
I am not squeaky clean though. We have to go back to 1973,there was this Turkish bloke in our accommodation who had loads of money and could afford to go to night clubs. Stephan,asks Rushtu, what do I say to English girls? Well just chat about anything until after the second dance and then say `do you go` About 2am in the morning there is this hammering on my door-I`ll not repeat what he called me.
10-09-2014, 09:30 PM
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Re: Chat up lines..
Originally Posted by alice76
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Chat up lines aren't in my vocabulary. I was always too shy for the likes. Can't remember getting many either. Doesn't say much about me......:-D
Same here Alice, you and me both gal.
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