Re: my last 18 months full update (health)
Thanks all
Two blondes one on each side of a canal, One calls out to the other "What is it like over there"
The other replies " I don't know because you are over there"
I actually saw a Skoda doing 150mph. It was falling off a cliff at the time.
2 Flies skating on a bald mans head. One said to the other "This is a great skating rink". The other said "yes but a few years ago it was only a footpath!"
2 flies in a room, which is the female ? it is the one on the phone
Why is the sky so high? so birds don't bump their heads
Is a woodpecker without a beak called "A Head Banger"
Confucius, He says "man who boils potatoes and peas in the same pot is not hygenic "
Confucius= "to be is to do"
Einstein = "to do is to be"
Sinatra = Do be do be do be do"