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Now look what you've done Art.
You've made Judd come over all unnecessary.
All that excitement, coupled with his retirement party this evening, won't do him any good at all.
No Never! It's against my religion!
I admit to hovering around the door of Cheeky Chat but was scared someone would see me going in! I'd liken it to be seen by someone you know whilst going into a sex shop!
Plus, l think you need a password to get in there?!!
Walking into a sex shop is easy, it's walking out that's the problem.
Walking into a sex shop is easy, it's walking out that's the problem.
Plus, you have to practice the 'Green Cross Code' as you leave. Looking left and right and right again to check no neighbour or anyone else you know sees you leaving the sex shop!
Having worked in sex shops (as a sparky, not as an assistant), you'd be amazed at all the different types of `accessories` shall we say that are available, from the usual toys, costumes, pills, potions and videos to the more exotic items such as various realistic body parts. Nothing to be ashamed of, just like shopping at Curry's. Try it some time
You had a real good look then? Judd.
You forgot to mention the lingerie or were you too busy trying it on?!!
Ha! Only joking!!
Plus, you have to practice the 'Green Cross Code' as you leave. Looking left and right and right again to check no neighbour or anyone else you know sees you leaving the sex shop!
This is also true although I was thinking more of a physical problem.