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21-07-2016, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by APRICOT ->
perhaps he was "Breaking the Ice" so to speak Mups, had spotted you from afar and was keen to get to know you . Just sayin".
They reckon Supermarkets are a great way to get to know opposite sex.


Ooer, never heard that one Apricot You just made that up?
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Originally Posted by Tpin ->
This is so wierd.
I was just about to type the same thing.
My other option is a no-go in this innuendo smut free paradise.



Oi, are you and Longdogs in this together?
Behave yourselves, or I may have to use a "Tentative smut alert".
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21-07-2016, 04:00 PM
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Re: Cheeky Toe-Rag

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Ooer, never heard that one Apricot You just made that up?
No, it is a fact, just like launderettes are .
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21-07-2016, 04:04 PM
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Re: Cheeky Toe-Rag

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No, it is a fact, just like launderettes are .

Well I have been frequenting supermarkets for the last 50 years or so, and the only nice looking gentleman I have met went and trod on me!

Perhaps I should try the launderette instead . . .
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21-07-2016, 04:09 PM
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Re: Cheeky Toe-Rag

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On my way home from Yoga today, I stopped at a large supermarket in the next town.

Whilst browsing intently along a shelf, a large (rather handsome) gentleman trod on me!
He immediately apologised profusely, saying - "I'm so sorry, I didn't see you down there!" And grinned. Cheeky Toe-Rag!

I must confess it made me laugh as well though.
Gawd, know I'm small, but I aint flippin' invisible, clumsy great lump.
I'm so sorry Mups! If i'd known that was you I would have introduced myself.
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Could be a time to say `down dog` or were you in the cat position?
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21-07-2016, 04:49 PM
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Re: Cheeky Toe-Rag

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well i have been frequenting supermarkets for the last 50 years or so, and the only nice looking gentleman i have met went and trod on me!

Perhaps i should try the launderette instead . . .
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21-07-2016, 05:31 PM
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Re: Cheeky Toe-Rag

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oi, are you and longdogs in this together?
Behave yourselves, or i may have to use a "tentative smut alert".
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21-07-2016, 06:46 PM
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Re: Cheeky Toe-Rag

Originally Posted by APRICOT ->
perhaps he was "Breaking the Ice" so to speak Mups, had spotted you from afar and was keen to get to know you . Just sayin".
They reckon Supermarkets are a great way to get to know opposite sex.
Originally Posted by APRICOT ->
No, it is a fact, just like launderettes are .
B & Q were known for it too
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22-07-2016, 11:25 AM
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They reckon Supermarkets are a great way to get to know opposite sex.
So are Brass houses.

Apparently
 
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