Re: Whiter Chips
Can you imagine a typical day in the EU Office of Pointless Rules;
'Right, ok persons of nondescript gender, we have to come up with a new rule by the end of the day. Any suggestions?'
'Er, what about straight bananas?'
'No, we've done that'
'Er, what abouuuuuuuuut .....making it illegal for a child under eight to blow up a balloon?'
'I think we did that one too, last year.'
'How abouuuuuut..... All cats and dogs must wear socks when they go walkies?'
SILENCE!..........
'Yes.....Yes..... Excellent (M)Arthur, that's a good one. Right let's get working on that, I'll need it on my desk by 5pm today people.'
(Lots of cheering and the opening of non fizzy champagne)