Re: Limericks. (New).

"You will have to come with me" said PC Plod
"It's a fair cop", she said with a nod

Re: Limericks. (New).

"You will have to come with me" said PC Plod
"It's a fair cop", she said with a nod
"It was his snoring you see"

Re: Limericks. (New).

"You will have to come with me" said PC Plod
"It's a fair cop", she said with a nod
"It was his snoring you see"
"It only ever stopped when he went for a wee"

Re: Limericks. (New).

"You will have to come with me" said PC Plod
"It's a fair cop", she said with a nod
"It was his snoring you see"
"It only ever stopped when he went for a wee"
And he was crap in bed, the sod

Re: Limericks. (New).

So off to the clink she went

Re: Limericks. (New).

So off to the clink she went
Poor Flo was taken to Gwent

Re: Limericks. (New).

So off to the clink she went
Poor Flo was taken to Gwent
The one in Wales I presume

Re: Limericks. (New).

So off to the clink she went
Poor Flo was taken to Gwent
The one in Wales I presume
Yes, and she was full of gloom

Re: Limericks. (New).

So off to the clink she went
Poor Flo was taken to Gwent
The one in Wales I presume
Yes, and she was full of gloom
That she hadn't buried him in cement.



So at the trial her soul was laid bare

Re: Limericks. (New).

So at the trial her soul was laid bare
Neighbours and family were there