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Huh....z'if YOUR mind ever worked hard nuffta boggle.
Stop showing off...the last time you tried thinking,you fell off the carpet
[tsk!]

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Have aliens landed? Where's the universal translator when you need it. Kirk and Spock never had this problem.

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Good evening Morti.
Us respectable ladies were brought up to speak the Queen's English, were we not. These young men seem to be almost a different species altogether do they not.

I will call my butler in to decipher for us.

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Evening Mups.

I see it's another member of the pesky male species to bring to heel.

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Good Evening ladies
It seems that one Dodgy one goes, and another one appears.
BTW The latest also speaks Italian and Spanish. So I am giving you the heads up.

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Actually,my dear goddess...one does in fact hold a university degree pertaining to one's expertise regarding polylingual oral communication and dexterous avoidance of inherent grammatical anomalies therein. However,when one is attempting to relay informative linguistic text in the first party to the person of the second party,using popular edification regarding the employed parlance,then one becomes somewhat hindered by the person of the second part being a somewhat basic 'country cousin' of little linguistic skills. Ergo,one attempts to use a non-paramatic expostulative basis as one's communication level,thus avoiding unnecessary and non-informative theses of the subject. See?

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Hey up (hello, how are you doing?)... it's the 'country cousin' of little linguistic skills reporting in for a chinwag ( natter).

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Morti, I understand this particular pesky male is rather fond of strumming a musical instrument called a 'guitar.'
If we can find it, we could hide it, then he might have to spend ages and ages and ages looking for it.

Wicked idea ey?

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Just hide his G string Mupsy.

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G String?
Good God! Not with my delicate constitution!

Right now, the male of the species seems to have all finally gone, so I am about to lock the back door and check the security lights are on.
Shouldn't be anyone suspicious lurking outside tonight seeing as its pouring with rain, but if there is - serves 'em right if they get soaked!

Goodnight world.