23-09-2018, 02:39 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
I used to have two ferrets
Played with them each day
Put them down me trousers
They went a long long way
But ya know it is a myth
Well the ferret handlers say
As long as you have undies
They will not ferret you away
They do not nibble at ya conkers
Or pole dance ‘round ya pipe
Just stroke them on the outside
And they squeak and come out right
One day I got quite drowsy
Forgot they’d gone to play
And when I sat down sharply
My conkers dropped away
© gumbud who else - inspire by SP's conkers!
ps: everyone has heard of the dark web but few have been there - only lapsed catholics?