28-01-2019, 10:12 PM
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Re: Jokes for blokes
ONE is actually a Shetlander,my dear chap. Viking to the core.
However,one was shunned for being illegitimate and sent to purgatory.
Part of that purgatorial hell,was enforced mixing with Cockney dustbin lids,as one had no say in where one would be sent next. One's biological father was VERY fond of money,so would batter the hell out of me until my mother's family paid up-at which point he'd disappear until next time. Ergo,as one proceeded to 'clock up' the number of homes one was [briefly] ensconced to [it numbered 71 in total] one had encompassed several dialects,many accents,loads of 'slang' terms,plus had become adept in several languages,as not all the 'safe houses' {oh,hahaha} were in the UK. One was sent to several countries,usually without adult companionship on route. T'is from this humble,violent childhood,that one's love of books [physics in particular] as it was rare to have/make any friends,due to the next move always being within sight,plus an accidentally-discovered penchant for playing guitar,emerged.