26-10-2019, 08:05 PM
1022
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by
Richmond
->
Take the doctor's approach.
Think about it...
When you go for a flu jab, what do they do first?
They clean your arm with alcohol...
Why?
Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
So...
I walk to the pub. (exercise)
I put lime in my vodka...(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the patio..(fresh air)
Tell rude jokes and laugh....(eliminate stress)
Then I pass out. (rest)
The way I see it...
If you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs can't get you!
As my grandmother always said,
'A shot in the glass
is better than one in the ass!'
Good advice. Every day, I perform similar activities:
I have a couple of blueberries on my porridge (fruit)
I walk to the toilet (exercise)
Marge insists that I have one of her pickled gherkins with my lunch (vegetables)
Open the porch door to check for mail (fresh air)
Have a siesta in the early evening (rest)
Have a large whisky in the evening (eliminate stress)
There, ticked them all.