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Longdogs
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SW England
Joined: Mar 2016
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04-10-2019, 11:01 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).
A man bought a hat for a pound
But the rim went just half way round
He said It was cheap
And smelt like a sheep
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Northamptonshire
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04-10-2019, 11:14 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).
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A man bought a hat for a pound
But the rim went just half way round
He said It was cheap
And smelt like a sheep
While watching UFO's on TV
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05-10-2019, 09:05 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).
Originally Posted by
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While watching UFO's on TV
Eh?
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Tezza
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Kent
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Posts: 179
05-10-2019, 10:18 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).
A man bought a hat for a pound
But the rim went just half way round
He said It was cheap
And smelt like a sheep
And is now put to rest in the ground
While stuck on the motorway slow
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West Riding of Yorkshire
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05-10-2019, 03:15 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).
While stuck on the motorway slow
In my Porsche raring to go
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Kent
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05-10-2019, 05:14 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).
While stuck on the motorway slow
In my Porsche raring to go
I quickly changed lanes
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05-10-2019, 07:29 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).
While stuck on the motorway slow
In my Porsche raring to go
I quickly changed lanes
The blood surged in my veins
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05-10-2019, 07:39 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).
While stuck on the motorway slow
In my Porsche raring to go
I quickly changed lanes
The blood surged in my veins
And I couldn’t help shout “Tally ho”
I fancy a walk on the beach
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05-10-2019, 08:42 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).
I fancy a walk on the beach
But must give my bikini line a bleach
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05-10-2019, 10:26 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).
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Eh?
What d'yer mean "Ey"?
I was watching a programme on the telly about UFO sightings, so started a limerick about it!
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I fancy a walk on the beach
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Then my legs I must shave
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