Text Talk
You need a degree in cryptology nowadays to decipher texts from your kids with all their LOL,OMG, TTYL etc, so it's time us oldies had our own codes.
ATD - At the Doctor's
AGV - Anyone Got Viagra
BFF - Best Friend's Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring your own teeth
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GBD - Gas Bill Due
GGLKI Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
IGS - I'm Going Shopping
LOL - Living on Lipitor
TOT - Texting on Toilet
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WMSL - Wet My Self Laughing
WNM - Wife Needs Money
WTP - Where's The Prunes?