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Mr Ploppy
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Perth Western Australia, 3rd house on the right
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16-12-2014, 01:59 AM
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If I knew grandchildren were going to be this much fun, I would have had them first!
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sugarbug
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canada
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16-12-2014, 02:00 AM
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God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
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Honey
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Lancashire
Joined: Feb 2012
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16-12-2014, 02:07 AM
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if it smells of fish it aint always fish
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sugarbug
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16-12-2014, 02:08 AM
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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16-12-2014, 02:09 AM
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It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
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Honey
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16-12-2014, 02:10 AM
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I can lose weight but you'll always be ugly
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Mr Ploppy
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16-12-2014, 02:11 AM
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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sugarbug
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16-12-2014, 02:11 AM
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Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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sugarbug
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16-12-2014, 02:22 AM
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You're never too old to learn something stupid.
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Honey
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16-12-2014, 02:22 AM
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women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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