The Cab Driver
A cab driver picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and the driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies - "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you".
She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you are as old as I am have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure nothing you could say or ask would offend me".
"Well, I've always had a fantasy about being kissed by a Nun".
She answers "Let me see what we can do about that, but there are two things first.
1. You have to be single and -
2. You must be a Catholic."
The cab driver is excited and says, "Yes, I am single, and I am Catholic too".
So the Nun tells him to pull over in the next layby, which he does, and the Nun fulfils his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver suddenly starts crying and the Nun says "My dear child, why are you crying?"
The cab driver says "Forgive me Sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess. I am really married and I am a Baptist".
The Nun replies, "That's o.k. I am on my way to a Halloween party - and my name's Kevin".