Re: Memories from work.
My boss standing on a stool holding his trouser legs while I hunted down a killer mouse!Re: Memories from work.
My boss a rather bad temperered chap was walking under a walk way just as I tipped my bin full of dead and decaying pigeons over the hand rail. Was supposed to then be picked up by my colleagues on ground floor but they ran like the wind when they saw them hit him square on head, could here him shouting from three houses away, I know because I'd run that far and could still hear himRe: Memories from work.
Oh yes this must be the classic of all time.Re: Memories from work.
Working in a shop we arrived one day to find the place over run with mice . My boss was terrified of them , we put down stuff to kill them off and each day there were dead mice lying around . I had to put on rubber gloves and pick them all up in a plastic bag and dump them in the street bin. It went on for months . I told my boss it wasn't in my contract of employment , she laughingly promised to write in any future references I was the best mouse catcher ever .Re: Memories from work.
More than a few stories, like everyone I imagine. One at the Paris motorshow. I had been invited to lunch with Cummins Engine Company, but got hi-jacked at some point during the morning by MAN and completely forgot about the Cummins lunch. There I was in the MAN private room having lunch and suddenly I am being called over the tannoy system. Before I had time to give it much thought as to what all this was about, Dawson Smith, the Cummins PR man ran into the room, apologised to the MAN people and literally dragged me away, he'd been in and out of the hospitality suites looking for me. We got to the Cummins suite, went in and there were all these people, mostly men, glaring at me. They were all being very polite, with some difficulty I think, because lunch wasn't being served until all the guests were in place. The after lunch speeches were somewhat embarrassing to say the least, attempting to eat two lunches was not easy either, but I must have done something right because they still invited me to all their PR events.Re: Memories from work.
Worked in an office beside a harbour. Next door to us was an Esso oil depot which had a number of very large (500,000 gal) storage tanks. Because we were beside the harbour they used to get small (5000 ton) coastal tankers to come and fill up these tanks. One afternoon the tanker arrived, they coupled up the hoses and started pumping. Unfortunately to keep the ship on an even keel they opened up all the tanks and also a valve into the harbour. The pump filled up the storage tank but continued to pump. On the top of the tank was a screw thread safety valve. The tank was now completely full, but pump continued to pump. Eventually the safety valve blew, shot up in the air some 200 ft closely followed by a fountain of oil. The oil filled up the 'bung wall' surrounding it and overflowed into the harbour, turning the harbour a lovely shade of 'pink'.
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