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10-08-2016, 09:24 PM
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Do you want a Soft Silky Beard?

Do real men actually pay £16.95 for Beard Serum or Beard Balm or even Moisturising Beard Wash, with Nourishing Beard Conditioner, or perhaps £79,95 for the ''Ultimate Beard Collection?

Admittedly, beards can be very scratchy on lovely soft female skin and moustaches quite prickly too, causing irritation and redness.

Surely Shampoo and Conditioner make beards nice and soft
or even Carbolic Soap?

That will leave it germ free as well.
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10-08-2016, 09:26 PM
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Re: Do you want a Soft Silky Beard?

Originally Posted by Azure ->
Do real men actually pay £16.95 for Beard Serum or Beard Balm or even Moisturising Beard Wash, with Nourishing Beard Conditioner, or perhaps £79,95 for the ''Ultimate Beard Collection?

Admittedly, beards can be very scratchy on lovely soft female skin and moustaches quite prickly too, causing irritation and redness.

Surely Shampoo and Conditioner make beards nice and soft
or even Carbolic Soap? That will leave it germ free as well.
'Ere Azure, are you being sexist?

What about us ladies who moisturise our chin hairs
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10-08-2016, 09:31 PM
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Re: Do you want a Soft Silky Beard?

Pluck em out Pesta before they turn into a forest. I do.
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10-08-2016, 09:34 PM
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Re: Do you want a Soft Silky Beard?

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Pluck em out Pesta before they turn into a forest. I do.
I do Morty, but they come back too quick :
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10-08-2016, 09:37 PM
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Re: Do you want a Soft Silky Beard?

Originally Posted by Morticia ->
Pluck em out Pesta before they turn into a forest. I do.
Ooh, it don't 'alf hurt, though!

Used to get one at a time now there's usually two or three.
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10-08-2016, 09:42 PM
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Re: Do you want a Soft Silky Beard?

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Ooh, it don't 'alf hurt, though!

Used to get one at a time now there's usually two or three.
Doesn't it just! Worse is upper lip fuzz.
I bought some Nair but daren't use it cos I'll have a bald spot in amongst the facial bum fluff that's all over my face. So I pull em out and they keep on coming
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10-08-2016, 09:42 PM
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Re: Do you want a Soft Silky Beard?

Originally Posted by Pesta ->
'Ere Azure, are you being sexist?

What about us ladies who moisturise our chin hairs
Yes! I know many of men now wear lots of smelly stuff..... and make up as well. That is their prerogative.

It is well know that the cost of manufacturing any cosmetic or hair Lotion is very small and the rest goes advertising and profit.

If you have a beard Sweet Almond oil infused with a little Essential Oil of Sandalwood is lovely and not costly.

Fishermen have lovely smooth hands as they are dealing with oily fish daily , but they do have a rather fishy odour..
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10-08-2016, 09:46 PM
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Re: Do you want a Soft Silky Beard?

A weekly trim with a beard trimmer and a good wash with hot water and soap everyday does the trick for me, no complaints from the missus either.
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11-08-2016, 12:25 AM
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Re: Do you want a Soft Silky Beard?

Yes, some beards are very prickly and have food and dribble lurking in them!
I think, it would be better if the bearded men shaved off their beard and wore a false beard instead. They could even have different colours and styles!
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11-08-2016, 04:30 AM
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Re: Do you want a Soft Silky Beard?

Originally Posted by Artangel ->
Yes, some beards are very prickly and have food and dribble lurking in them!
I think, it would be better if the bearded men shaved off their beard and wore a false beard instead. They could even have different colours and styles!
I had a beard for years and used to store scraps of food in it. Quite a bonus to find a bit of chocolate lurking within that I didn't know was there.

The best thing about shaving it off was that I could eat a 'Mr Whippy' ice-cream without it getting in the hair. The worst part was having to shave everyday again. A beard trim once a week was a lot less bother.

My beard would likely be white if I grew it again now. OK for Christmas time I suppose.
 
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