The String Joke
This string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink,
the bartender replies, "Sorry buddy we don't serve strings in
here!"
So the string goes back outside and puts on a pair of shades and
some sunglasses. He returns back into the and asks again, "Can I
get a drink?"
The bartender replies again, "Sorry buddy, I told you we don't
serve strings in here!!"
So the string goes back outside and says to himself, "How can I
get served in there?"
So he finally comes up with an idea......he ties himself in a knot
and frays his ends out real good and returns to the bar.
He sits down at the bar stool and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender says, "Hey ain't you that string that was just in
here!"
And the string replies, "Nope,...I'm a frayed knot."