Old timer's hospital stay

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OLD TIMER'S HOSPITAL STAY

I was sick and in the hospital.

There was one nurse that just drove me crazy.

Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.

She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,

'And how are we doing this morning',
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Or 'Are we ready for a bath', or 'Are we hungry ?'

I had had enough of this particular nurse.

One day, at breakfast,
I took the apple juice off the tray
and put it in my bed sideside locker

Later, I was given a urine bottle to fill for testing.
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So you know where the juice went !

The nurse came in a little later,
picked up the urine bottle and looked at it.

'My, it seems we are a little cloudy today. '

At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand,
popped off the top, and drank it down, saying,
'Well, I'll run it through again.
Maybe I can filter it better this time.'

The nurse fainted.

I just smiled.
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DON'T MESS WITH 'OLD' PEOPLE!!!
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