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Michael
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Near London,UK
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04-02-2013, 09:27 PM
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My Inventions

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I went to the UK Patent office to register
some of my inventions.

I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady
at the desk had a form that had to be filled out.

She wrote down my personal info and then asked me
what I had invented.

I said, “a folding bottle".

She said, "Okay, what do you call it?"

"A Fottle."

"What else do you have."

"I have also invented a folding carton."

Again she said, "what do you call it?"

"A Farton."

She sniggered and said, "Those are silly names for products
and one of them sounds kind of crude"

I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form
and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.
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05-02-2013, 05:11 PM
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Re: My Inventions

O'h God - tears of laughter again...
I needed that !...
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05-02-2013, 05:19 PM
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Re: My Inventions

So Inventive Michael.....
 



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