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Michael
Senior Member
Near London,UK
Joined: Nov 2012
Posts: 758
04-02-2013, 09:27 PM
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My Inventions
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I went to the UK Patent office to register
some of my inventions.
I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady
at the desk had a form that had to be filled out.
She wrote down my personal info and then asked me
what I had invented.
I said,
“a folding bottle".
She said, "Okay, what do you call it?"
"A Fottle."
"What else do you have."
"I have also invented a folding carton."
Again she said, "what do you call it?"
"A Farton."
She sniggered and said, "Those are silly names for products
and one of them sounds kind of crude"
I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form
and left the office without even telling her about
my folding bucket.
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Patsy
Chatterbox
UK
Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 31,549
05-02-2013, 05:11 PM
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Re: My Inventions
O'h God - tears of laughter again...
I needed that !...
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Suzuki Sue
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West Yorkshire
Joined: Feb 2013
Posts: 6,955
05-02-2013, 05:19 PM
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Re: My Inventions
So Inventive Michael.....
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