17-11-2015, 09:20 PM
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Alien Abduction Insurance
Do you believe in UFO's ? Really matters if you do or don't. Reality check is that they are out there. There are more mysterious lights in the sky than meets the eye. Some even have gone out on a limb to say that its a virtual invason of UFO's in the skies. Pretty dangerous stuff, would you not agree ? I mean, anything can happen with so much traffic out there. Like a UFO couldland on your house and cause great damage. You could be abducted by an alien and if that were to happen, who would take care of your family ? What about even, if you were impregnated by an alien how would you handle the hospital bills ? Plus, its a known fact that alien babies poop a lot. So the cost of diapers would sky rocket. These are all questions and events that we should take seriously.
Here is where UFO Abduction Insurance comes in handy. For a mere $1.50 per week you are 100% covered against all these extraterrestial events. In a world filled with unexpected surprises. Its a very good idea to have coverage of this kind. So, it would be totally safe to give the ultimate command which is.. " Beam me up, Scotty ! " Because you are covered.
17-11-2015, 10:08 PM
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Re: Alien Abduction Insurance
Originally Posted by eyes_of_a_painter
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So, it would be totally safe to give the ultimate command which is.. " Beam me up, Scotty ! " Because you are covered.
Sorry to get a tad picky, but did Scotty ever beam up an alien ?
Oh dear ... there could be lewd joke lurking
I shall go back and curl up with the cats
17-11-2015, 10:09 PM
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Re: Alien Abduction Insurance
Originally Posted by Meg
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I won't be taking out the insurance Rodolfo , I won't be taking one out for flying pigs either 
17-11-2015, 10:13 PM
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Sorry old boy but I have to decline your kind offer of alien insurance, they are welcome to my old carcass anytime they want it, save the wife the cost of a funeral too.
I don't think you'll flog any insurance on the bigger social media sites either, most of them are in space as it is.
17-11-2015, 10:15 PM
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Re: Alien Abduction Insurance
Originally Posted by Rachel
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Sorry to get a tad picky, but did Scotty ever beam up an alien ?Oh dear ... there could be lewd joke lurking
I shall go back and curl up with the cats
Well, I guess if you had the courage to give the command, you really never know if you were being beamed up by a star stellar craft from the far out galaxy of Alpha Centauri. So yeah.. its vety important to cover your butt at all times. I say that with all do respect..
17-11-2015, 10:18 PM
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Re: Alien Abduction Insurance
Originally Posted by Jem
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Sorry old boy but I have to decline your kind offer of alien insurance, they are welcome to my old carcass anytime they want it, save the wife the cost of a funeral too.I don't think you'll flog any insurance on the bigger social media sites either, most of them are in space as it is.
.. I see you all agree that humor keeps us young..
17-11-2015, 10:20 PM
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Re: Alien Abduction Insurance
Originally Posted by eyes_of_a_painter
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Hahahaha.. Well, I guess if you had the courage to give the command, you really never know if you were being beamed up by a star stellar craft from the far out galaxy of Alpha Centauri. So yeah.. its vety important to cover your butt at all times. I say that with all do respect..
hmmmmmmm
I vaguely remember the phrase ' It's life Jim ... but not as we know it'
Eeeeeeeeeeeek
Dunno if that was the result of a naff beaming or what
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