Lost key ! Oh dear.

Stevens just back from church apparently the service was held in the carpark because someone lost the key to the church.

Now do I confess I know where it is or let the person who lost it suffer a little longer I wouldn't be so tempted but he's not the nicest man and insisted he was only person could be trusted with it because rest of us are not trustworthy (his words a few weeks ago).

Oh this is tempting

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Let him suffer a tad longer. He may choose his words more carefully next time

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Make him sweat a while longer and bring up the 'not trustworthy speech'.

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Yes sounds good to me

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Oooh, Julie, that's not very holy or Christian, someone might get Hyperthermia! You must tell them PDQ!

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What a sick person you are!

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Do they need a church?

"For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them."

All the congregation need are warm coats and a brolly.

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Yeah but the organ would get wet!


I said that innocently but l bet someone takes that in the wrong way!

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A spare key needs to be cut and you definitely need to be the holder of it, Julie.

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It might be best if Julie wears it round her neck for safety!