08-06-2014, 09:18 PM
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A few saucy quickies.
On their wedding night, the husband said "Now we are married I'd like to try something different, is that OK with you?""Depends what it is" She said
"It's the wheelbarrow position" He said "Get on the floor stiffen up your arms I'll come behind you pick up you legs and away we go"
"That sound OK" She said "As long as we don't go past my mothers house"
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bloke goes to Superdrug for some KY gel there's none.. the assistant said "have u tried Boots" he said i want to slide in ..not march in!!"
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why is a christmas tree better than a man??? It stays up for 12 days & nights, has cute balls and looks good with the lights on!!!!!
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A woman was cleaning her 12 year old sons bedroom out and found a fetish magazine under his bed.
In a panic she phoned her husband at work and asked him who sort of punishment she should give the boy.
"Not sure" He said "But what ever you do, DON'T SPANK HIM"
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A man walked into his back yard one morning and found a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.
"Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner. "I'm going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctively crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap on the handcuffs."
"Got it", the homeowner replied. "But what's the shotgun for?"
"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla", the man said, "shoot the f*king Chihuahua."
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