Court in the act..

A man appeared in court accused of assaulting a sales assistant in a popular DIY store. When asked by the judge why he saw fit to punch the young man in the face knocking him out, the accused replied. " It was his fault sir, I was just looking around the timber section when this guy came up to me and asked if I wanted decking...so I thought I would get in first"

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:-d:-d:-d

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I liked that one too