Choices, Choices????

Step right up and make your choice from these following 10 situations ......


1. Would you rather drink 1 gallon of ketchup or 1 gallon of mustard?


2. Would you rather be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs or with three fat men with bad breath?


3. Would you rather eat a handful of hair - or lick three public telephones?


4. Would you rather chew a piece of toenail off a dirty man's foot - or thoroughly lick his armpit?


5. Would you rather lick up someone else's vomit - or let someone pee in your mouth and swallow it?


6. Would you rather have a ketchup dispensing navel - or a pencil-sharpening nostril?


7. Would you rather French kiss a dog or have a baby spit up vomit into your open mouth?


8. Would you rather wake up with a different face with the same gender - or a different gender with the same face?


9. Would you rather drink a shot of yak spit - or a teaspoon of snail slime?


10. Would you rather clean up all the dog poo in your neighborhood for three days - or step in dog poo barefoot every day for a week without cleaning it?


Rainbow x

Re: Choices, Choices????

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!
Ya did it and I still can't make up me mind!
My turn to fall off chair........

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W T F !


Dunno what your on hun , but i`ll have 5 .........


I have a hot date with a hunky chunky man .......

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I C A N ' T B R E A T H ! ! !
I'll never get off the floor.

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ROFL

You`re a Dragon not a Scorpion ........... I`m the Scorpion , ya silly sausage .........

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No! I mean I can breath from laughing so hard at your ans.

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Oh ! .......... LOL

I really do have a hot date with a hunky chunky Man though ( My Hubby ) , so I will bid you all a good night x x x x x x

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Good night & enjoy the chunky hunky