Die or Live

They were saying on the news this morning, that is now 7 times more expensive to die than to live.
So I've decided I can't afford to go.

Re: Die or Live

Don't be selfish now. Think of all those undertakers who are barely scratching a living. They need you

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Then they can bugger off. I told you, I can't afford it.

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OK I will start a collection for you . The Mups Fund

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Heh heh,well I've already paid for My funeral,so I can continue to live it up in style until My time comes,;~)

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Thirty years ago, I decided I should be immortal.

So far, so good.

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Told my daughter not to spend much on me , even suggested a paper bag , she was appalled , said I'll get you a nice wicker basket , don't you dare says I , that's too expensive to burn .

Told her I like my bargains

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When sourcing mine I was told by a well known company that I could not have a cardboard coffin as they were...wait for it.....Inflammable

I could not carry on the conversation for laughing

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Dustbins for me

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I think there will be more people giving their bodies for research. Don't they bury you for free.

That or did a big hole in the back garden.