.....like the wind....

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The older I get, the easier it becomes.....

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Hmmmm - wind happens everytime I stand up

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Don't they call the wind...Maria?!!


https://youtu.be/3DrOqRQQ9mg

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I call mine Embarrassing..

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Blame it on the dog

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I think some posters have misunderstood......

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A tip I learned at my fathers knee When doing a loud bum burp in mixed company, when everyone turns to the sound and looks at you, turn to the closest lady and say, 'It's ok love, everyone thinks it's me'

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I have a Buddhist centre just down the road from me. They have open days and talks by visiting Buddhists from around the world. Meditation classes, They also have a cafe where you can have food made in their kitchens. I have always fancied going out of interest.
http://meditateinnorthants.com

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A fart it is a pleasant thing,

It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet, ...
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known To sound like a song......
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur in a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true.
We must never forget...
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - don't it?....