Cricket anyone?

Q. What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube?
A. A laughing stock.

Q What is the height of optimism?
A: English batsman putting on sunscreen.

Q. What is the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car?
A. Nothing! If you blink you will miss them both.

Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.

Q. What does an English batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?
A.They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.

Re: Cricket anyone?

Yes the Ashes Test was diabolical.

I am a big cricket fan.

Don't know what went wrong with the team except they had the wrong bowlers on for the type of pitch they were playing on.

Or was it that none of them wanted to be there?
Or is it that between our summer finishing and the ashes in Australia non of them played cricket for x amount of months.

I am sure there are going to be a few more answers on here.