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22-02-2014, 11:58 AM
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it takes seven seconds ...

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass
from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3kg.
The length of the penis, is three times the
length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles, to keep our balance, just when we stand.

The woman has read this entire text.
The man is still looking at his thumb.
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22-02-2014, 12:03 PM
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Re: it takes seven seconds ...

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22-02-2014, 12:14 PM
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Re: it takes seven seconds ...

I bet he is.
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22-02-2014, 12:20 PM
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Re: it takes seven seconds ...

Jan, you really must be telepathic.....
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22-02-2014, 12:41 PM
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Re: it takes seven seconds ...

I'm checking on the hair business but they keep getting pulled out of my head !
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22-02-2014, 01:50 PM
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Re: it takes seven seconds ...

Something is not right here. My thumb is three times as long as my penis.
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22-02-2014, 01:56 PM
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Re: it takes seven seconds ...

Ploppy don't feel bad ....imagine the man that has no thumbs ..
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22-02-2014, 02:22 PM
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Re: it takes seven seconds ...

You do get the "odd" exception.
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22-02-2014, 03:01 PM
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Re: it takes seven seconds ...

Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy ->
Something is not right here. My thumb is three times as long as my penis.
Is your name Ploppy or Pinocchio ...

I do recall this picture of you ....now how big
are your thumbs again ...

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22-02-2014, 11:16 PM
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Re: it takes seven seconds ...

Bet there are a few blokes on here wish they were "hung" like Ploppy, but then again, in this age group, it would probably be a waste of resource, throw that geezer a few blue tablets and run for cover.
 
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