11-06-2012, 11:09 PM
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The value of a # 2 pencil
The value of a # 2 pencil> The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil:
> Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School
> Usually she slept through the class.
> One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was
> sleeping.
> "Tell me Susie, who created the universe?"
> When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend
> sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the
> rear. God Almighty!" shouted Susie.
> The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her
> class. A little later the Nun asked Susie, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny
> came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.
> "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Susie.
> And the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Susie fell
> back asleep.
> TheNun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say
> to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
> Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up & shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time,
> I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
> The Nun fainted!
12-06-2012, 05:57 AM
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Re: The value of a # 2 pencil
Originally Posted by ukmartian
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The value of a # 2 pencil> The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil:
> Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School
> Usually she slept through the class.
> One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was
> sleeping.
> "Tell me Susie, who created the universe?"
> When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend
> sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the
> rear. God Almighty!" shouted Susie.
> The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her
> class. A little later the Nun asked Susie, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny
> came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.
> "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Susie.
> And the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Susie fell
> back asleep.
> TheNun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say
> to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
> Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up & shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time,
> I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
> The Nun fainted!
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