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24-02-2012, 03:17 PM
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Nun today

What's black and white and bobs up and down?

A nun in a lift.

What's yellow thick and very dangerous?

Shark infested custard.

God Bless Frank Carson.

Yes they can get worse! Don't think they are his jokes though.
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24-02-2012, 04:09 PM
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Re: Nun today

Your groaners are as bad as mine Kath
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24-02-2012, 05:08 PM
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Re: Nun today

Nun yesterday, Nun today and none tomorrow
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24-02-2012, 07:08 PM
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Re: Nun today

"What's yellow thick and very dangerous?

Shark infested custard."

Snorted tea out my nose at that one....!
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25-02-2012, 12:23 PM
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Re: Nun today

Originally Posted by Uncle Joe ->
Nun yesterday, Nun today and none tomorrow

Yes Geoff we all know your a monk! You must really get out of the habit!
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25-02-2012, 12:24 PM
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Re: Nun today

Originally Posted by Annie Jack ->
"What's yellow thick and very dangerous?

Shark infested custard."

Snorted tea out my nose at that one....!
The old ones are the best Annie Jack. I must send you some more when I can remember them. I used to be quite good with jokes but now I've finished work I don't hear many as they used to do the rounds at one time.
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25-02-2012, 12:27 PM
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Re: Nun today

Originally Posted by Janela ->
Your groaners are as bad as mine Kath
I know Janela, they are really silly ones but you have to laugh! Will post some more when I can remember them.
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25-02-2012, 03:29 PM
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Re: Nun today

Originally Posted by Kath 131 ->
Yes Geoff we all know your a monk! You must really get out of the habit!
I did, but the Nun wasn't amused!!!
 

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