Pardon Me

I have been exhausting large amounts of gas from both ends tonight, if this has been offensive to anyone, I humbly apologise, and hope it is not symptomatic of an underlying health problem.

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So it was You who let that eggy smell out just when i was having my meat balls .

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And to think I blamed my poor dogs!
Dirty boy Spitty.

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Better out than trapped in ..
Worst scenario is floating up to the ceiling and hitting a sharp object on the way.

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But you can always blame the dogs if you have visitors ?

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Oh, I would.

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My interest has been sparked ...

Did you know, ... do you care?
Farts can travel out of us at a speed of 10 feet per second.

That's interesting, as it means I can now glare at a wider circle of innocent people as and when the need arises.

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10 feet per second - goodness.

Here are some more facts for you Mort and Spitty.


Men fart more than women.

The original meaning of fart is wind from the anus. This word was coined in 1962.

An average person farts around 14 times a day.

Those 14 farts a day are enough to fill up a balloon.

This is not something to be embarrassed about as it means that you are healthy. A healthy digestive tract produces farts. If you are not farting at all go to the doctor.


So there you are Spitty. Just give me a moment to get my washing in next time please.

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Fact Two.

For the Yanomami tribe of northern Brazil and southern Venezuela, a fart is used as a greeting.

For those of us who didn't know .. the Yanomami are a relatively isolated tribe in the Amazon rainforest. .. allegedly been headhunted as native treefellers to help in eco-friendly forest clearance.

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That's interesting Mups ...

So when the Queen had her anus horibillis it was nothing to do with a fire at Windsor castle? Or even the corgis?