Re: What would you fetch?
Originally Posted by
myrtle
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No reasonable offer refused
In order to submit an appropriate (reasonable) offer, a few details are required.
Please forward bank statement and list of all shares, investments and property.
How is your health ? Any offspring ? Do you have a will ?
Can you cook well, wash, iron, clean cars and boats, mow lawns and handle most household maintenance ?
Do you detest cats and generally speaking view pets of any kind with disfavour - as opposed to animals in the wild ?
Extreme skepticism regarding religion and an abhorrence of right-wing politics will have a positive impact on the offer.
Whilst
you must be trim, taut and terrific you must have a passion for geriatric, fat, bald, toothless, alcoholic Australian men.
The only real music is, of course, Classical.
The only real vehicles are 4WDs.
Television remotes must always be in the hands of the man of the house.
Most sport is boring.
A shared view that sex is the most over-rated of indoor and outdoor activity will also be helpful.
Your signed agreement with all of the above will generate a 'reasonable' offer -
at least three figures !