30-10-2010, 07:50 AM
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Stupid but true
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?2. People who are willing to get off their behinds to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their butts!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid £8 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". D'oh, If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbell?
30-10-2010, 01:05 PM
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Re: Stupid but true
Originally Posted by jemflux
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A lot of that stuff happens in our house, for example I asked the missus the other night, 'Are you reading that paper your sitting on love?.
I am probably guilty of some of the above!
30-10-2010, 05:39 PM
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Re: Stupid but true
I think we all say daft things sometimes, but it does make you laugh. Years ago my husband took our lab to the vet. The vet could see that the lab was nervous and said "I think we should put a muzzle on" to which my husband replied "it would be more effective on the dog"
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