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05-12-2016, 05:55 PM
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It is said “ The Way to a Man’s Heart, is Through his Stomach.
Well, these days, many women can’t cook, and won’t cook.
{ They must have other more appealing attributes!!! }
These men have to grin and bear it, and eat convenience or microwaved food, even when they long for their Mother’s home cooking.

In fact, some of my friends who are lovely, admit they hate cooking and it their husbands/partners complain they say “Well, you know where the chip pan is”!!
One man I know said he had to eat sawdust for breakfast and crisp bread instead of bread as his wife is always on a diet. But each morning he goes for a cycle ride as an exercise, and heads for Mac Donald's for a big Fry Up.
Men who are out at work all day can compensate and have a nice lunch.

And no cooking is still not grounds for Divorce.

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05-12-2016, 06:00 PM
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Hi

The lady who said the way to a mans heart is through his stomach was aiming a little high.

If a lady wishes to keep her man from straying it does help to develop certain skills.

Cooking is is also helpful, but not essential.
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05-12-2016, 06:05 PM
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My husband has just asked what I'm laughing at .
( I'm a crap cook)
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05-12-2016, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Muddy ->
My husband has just asked what I'm laughing at .
( I'm a crap cook)
I had to giggle.
Dont get him over excited
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05-12-2016, 06:17 PM
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I love cooking but l make men fat!
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05-12-2016, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Artangel ->
I love cooking but l make men fat!
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Fat men are always contented, and don't usually stray

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05-12-2016, 06:24 PM
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Fat men are always contented, and don't usually stray

Azure, That's because they haven't got the energy to move!
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05-12-2016, 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by swimfeeders ->
Hi

The lady who said the way to a mans heart is through his stomach was aiming a little high.

If a lady wishes to keep her man from straying it does help to develop certain skills.

Cooking is is also helpful, but not essential.
swimfeeders

It isn't essential if you do the cooking!

Ad I think it was said by a man.

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05-12-2016, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by swimfeeders ->
Hi

The lady who said the way to a mans heart is through his stomach was aiming a little high.

If a lady wishes to keep her man from straying it does help to develop certain skills.

Cooking is is also helpful, but not essential.
That's pretty much the gist of what I told Mr M. I can devote myself wholeheartedly to developing one talent .. or I can split my time and energy.
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05-12-2016, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Azure ->
Artangel

Fat men are always contented, and don't usually stray

It'd take more than a nicely presented meal to keep me content.
 
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