31-03-2016, 12:02 PM
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I've Got Something To Tell You....
I've Got Something To Tell You.....Don't those words fill you with dread as you wait with baited breath for what's to follow! Sometimes, it's something good and sometimes it's really bad!My daughter said it to me lately.....followed by.. I've crashed the car! My other daughter also said it but luckily it was about a surprise promotion at work!
Can you recollect those words being said and what followed?
I'd love to hear!
31-03-2016, 12:07 PM
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My wife, about 8 years ago rang and said "Terry, I've got something to tell you"Followed by
"I've made a big mistake..... "
"I think I've thrown your Grandad's precious medals away by mistake"
Phew. I thought she was gonna say she wanted to come back. Panic over
31-03-2016, 12:14 PM
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My wife hates it when I start a telephone conversation with her with the words, "Now don't worry!" - It always presages some unpleasant news. The last time it happened was 18 months ago when, after dropping my daughter back to her flat after midnight, a drunk driver came straight out of a side road at full speed and T-Boned me, totally wrecking our car and then hitting another car as the drunk spun round in the road. Amazingly, I was completely unscathed, but my evening was complete when the Nigerian drunk driver told me, "I am so sorry, but my insurance is dead tonight!" - In other words, his insurance ran out at midnight and he was uninsured.31-03-2016, 12:41 PM
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Re: I've Got Something To Tell You....
Originally Posted by Tpin
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Wow........congratulations.Do you think it's wise this mountain climbing trip you've planned?
31-03-2016, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Patsy
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That would be a miracle wouldn't it ............
31-03-2016, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by MickB
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My wife hates it when I start a telephone conversation with her with the words, "Now don't worry!" - It always presages some unpleasant news. The last time it happened was 18 months ago when, after dropping my daughter back to her flat after midnight, a drunk driver came straight out of a side road at full speed and T-Boned me, totally wrecking our car and then hitting another car as the drunk spun round in the road. Amazingly, I was completely unscathed, but my evening was complete when the Nigerian drunk driver told me, "I am so sorry, but my insurance is dead tonight!" - In other words, his insurance ran out at midnight and he was uninsured.
The Police had him though, didn't they?
31-03-2016, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Silbee
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The Police had him though, didn't they?
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