31-03-2016, 11:19 AM
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Breaking News:-
In the early hours of this morning (well 7:30 Actually) a man in his mid sixties and believed to be a regular contributor to an Over 50's Forum was seen running along country roads under a cloudless sky dressed in just Shorts and Hoodie top. It is believed he completed the eight mile course in under 90 minutes before he arrived home and then ran amok with a loaded paintbrush splattering the hall walls with white paint. Paramedics attended the scene and revived his wife after she passed out; in a statement she said "I've been trying to get him to decorate the hall for five years, it was such a shock seeing him like this".The man later gave a statement to the police saying, "I was only supposed to run six miles this morning, but after setting off at a slow pace and enjoying the sunshine I couldn't resist sticking on an extra two miles, which meant I arrived home in good shape, I don't know what came over me, I saw the loaded brush on the garage bench and just saw red....Er I mean white and the rest is just a blur"
After a caution, he was released without charge........
Off to clean me brush now.......
quite some distance so you should work up a good urge to paint and my kitchen needs decorating ...
31-03-2016, 11:44 AM
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Re: Breaking News:-
Originally Posted by OldGreyFox
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In the early hours of this morning (well 7:30 Actually) a man in his mid sixties and believed to be a regular contributor to an Over 50's Forum was seen running along country roads under a cloudless sky dressed in just Shorts and Hoodie top. It is believed he completed the eight mile course in under 90 minutes before he arrived home and then ran amok with a loaded paintbrush splattering the hall walls with white paint. Paramedics attended the scene and revived his wife after she passed out; in a statement she said "I've been trying to get him to decorate the hall for five years, it was such a shock seeing him like this". The man later gave a statement to the police saying, "I was only supposed to run six miles this morning, but after setting off at a slow pace and enjoying the sunshine I couldn't resist sticking on an extra two miles, which meant I arrived home in good shape, I don't know what came over me, I saw the loaded brush on the garage bench and just saw red....Er I mean white and the rest is just a blur"
After a caution, he was released without charge........
Off to clean me brush now.......
Originally Posted by eyes_of_a_painter
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I am going to Tibet next month to climb the Himalayas you are welcome to come, my brother. Surely an athletic dude such as yourself will not have a problem making it to the top
. If I ever get the urge to do what you've done this morning I'll go for a lie down until it passes 
31-03-2016, 11:47 AM
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Re: Breaking News:-
Originally Posted by OldGreyFox
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In the early hours of this morning (well 7:30 Actually) a man in his mid sixties and believed to be a regular contributor to an Over 50's Forum was seen running along country roads under a cloudless sky dressed in just Shorts and Hoodie top. It is believed he completed the eight mile course in under 90 minutes before he arrived home and then ran amok with a loaded paintbrush splattering the hall walls with white paint. Paramedics attended the scene and revived his wife after she passed out; in a statement she said "I've been trying to get him to decorate the hall for five years, it was such a shock seeing him like this". The man later gave a statement to the police saying, "I was only supposed to run six miles this morning, but after setting off at a slow pace and enjoying the sunshine I couldn't resist sticking on an extra two miles, which meant I arrived home in good shape, I don't know what came over me, I saw the loaded brush on the garage bench and just saw red....Er I mean white and the rest is just a blur"
After a caution, he was released without charge........
Off to clean me brush now.......
31-03-2016, 03:36 PM
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Re: Breaking News:-
Originally Posted by clumsy
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I've got an even better run.........ferry from England, so you can have a rest, then run through France to Spain, there's a whole house and walls in need of painting outside. You could get a good sun tan at the same time.
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