Golf

Jesus,moses and an old man were playing golf , moses takes his shot first and the ball is heading for a lake, moses holds up his hand and the waters part allowing his ball to bounce off the lakebed and onto the green, Jesus takes his shot next, his ball also is heading for the lake, jesus raises his hand and, just as the ball is about to hit the water it skims across the surface and also lands on the green, the old man is next, he hits the ball straight towards the lake , just as the ball is about to hit the water a fish jumps out and swallows the ball, before the fish can disappear beneath the water an eagle grabs the fish and soars into the air, then from a clear blue sky, a bolt of lightening zaps the bird causing it to drop the fish, the fish lands on the green with a thud causing the it to cough up the ball , where it promptly rolls into the hole!
Jesus turns to moses and says " yeah next time we play golf I'm not taking dad"