Shooting the Bird !!!

So lets be honest here, folks. How many times while driving down the highway at a high rate of speed do we not encounter a dumb chuck who isn't paying attention and just cuts us off ? I mean its frustrating as hell. Our hearts start to pump, our blood pressure rises and if you had that mother of a driver face to face you would strangle him like a wet duck out of water.

The problem here is that at the rate of speed you are going the car horn really will not be that effective to show your anger. So, what do you do to show that mother of a crazy driver how much he just pissed you off ?

Best method to tell this sleeze ball what we think of him on a busy highway is to drive up along side him and shoot him the dreaded bird. Now this bird can't be just any bird to get your message across. It must be filled with passion, anger and meaning. You literally have to own your bird. Trust me folks when I say this, if you shoot your bird the way I just said, your bird in just one flip of the finger will speak one thousand languages and require no translation.

So do you own your bird ? Do you have the passion and the will go shoot me a bird ? Go ahead, mother ! Shoot me a bird and make my day !!!

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OOOeerrr Rudolpho.....remind me NEVER to cut you up.....hahahhhaa!!!!!

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Nah one is not enough, as a true Brit it has to be the full Azincourt salute.

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Where's your bird my dear ?? Here's mine...

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Hey, come on, man ! Brits shoot the finger like the best of us. Here is our good old friend Paul flipping the finger in a very creative way..

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Shooting the bird can get you in trouble

http://i.imgur.com/isFEpCP.webm

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Indeed it can ! But, lets be honest here, its all about releasing that tension that has accumulated. Besides, when yoiu are in the heat of the moment, you really could care less about anything else but your bird.

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Thank you, my dear !

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AAAH,the dreaded F***Finger,got to be careful with that thing around here in Alabama,nobody knows who's packing heat,I guess if you get one the best thing to do is reply with 2,on the rare occasion I get one I just nod my head up and down and smile,that throws em off.And I have too much time invested in my BIRD PEEPEE he's a Cockatiel,he can whistle Dixie,well the beginning of it and say Pretty Pee PEE,wolf whistle and say morning,and whistle Hey You.So I would not shoot My Bird,even though he's Messy,he's still my PRETTY PEE PEE.