Alien Abduction Insurance
Do you believe in UFO's ? Really matters if you do or don't. Reality check is that they are out there. There are more mysterious lights in the sky than meets the eye. Some even have gone out on a limb to say that its a virtual invason of UFO's in the skies. Pretty dangerous stuff, would you not agree ? I mean, anything can happen with so much traffic out there. Like a UFO could
land on your house and cause great damage. You could be abducted by an alien and if that were to happen, who would take care of your family ? What about even, if you were impregnated by an alien how would you handle the hospital bills ? Plus, its a known fact that alien babies poop a lot. So the cost of diapers would sky rocket. These are all questions and events that we should take seriously.
Here is where UFO Abduction Insurance comes in handy. For a mere $1.50 per week you are 100% covered against all these extraterrestial events. In a world filled with unexpected surprises. Its a very good idea to have coverage of this kind. So, it would be totally safe to give the ultimate command which is.. " Beam me up, Scotty ! " Because you are covered.