Bob Newhart
Watched an episode at lunchtime - its me favourite episode, don't rate the show that much, but this particular one is funny - here are a couple of lines
A character wants to get married - he is so nervous he faints at the ceremony, he swears next time he will be fine but, faints again. He's very down about this. He says he will give it one last shot. Goes to the bakers for the cake order - they say, do you want the groom figure 'next' to the bride or flat on his face in the icing
The maid of honour says to the bride are you OK third time around, Oh sure - she says, what bride has had so much wear out of a wedding gown
Then a doctor is called for the groom to give him a shot in the arm to relax him - he takes one look at the needle and ..........FAINTS
The scene then goes to the groom entering the room on a 'standing' stretcher - as he's wheeled into the ceremony room ! And there he stands strapped in while vows are taken - FAB !