New Government Emblem
New Government Seal
cid:48B866AF-4916-48C8-8BD6-DA993BFD553A cid:ADA0E0E3-FBD1-4011-B849-56127E533BF0Official Announcement:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Union Jack to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!