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24-07-2016, 09:15 AM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

A bacon sarnie is called for today
For me its all work and no play
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24-07-2016, 12:37 PM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

A bacon sarnie is called for today
For me its all work and no play
So add a cheese slice and fried egg
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24-07-2016, 12:45 PM
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A bacon sarnie is called for today
For me its all work and no play
So add a cheese slice and fried egg
Brown sauce dribbling on your leg
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24-07-2016, 01:04 PM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

A bacon sarnie is called for today
For me its all work and no play
So add a cheese slice and fried egg
Brown sauce dribbling on your leg
And you'll be set up for the rest of the day
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24-07-2016, 01:07 PM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

I can touch my toes without bending my knees
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24-07-2016, 01:13 PM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

I can touch my toes without bending my knees
Have you arms like a chimpanzee's?
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24-07-2016, 02:09 PM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

I can touch my toes without bending my knees
Have you arms like a chimpanzee's?
It's handy you see
And it's good for me
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24-07-2016, 05:50 PM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

I can touch my toes without bending my knees
Have you arms like a chimpanzee's?
It's handy you see
And it's good for me
But I'd prefer to have calves like EZ's
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24-07-2016, 06:38 PM
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spum is mups spelt backwards
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24-07-2016, 10:28 PM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

Spum is Mups spelt backwards
Do you always spell things arse up'ards?
 
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