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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

I was stood in a queue at the shop
I wanted to buy a big mop
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23-07-2016, 03:25 PM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

I was stood in a queue at the shop
I wanted to buy a big mop
To go with the big Bucket I got
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23-07-2016, 03:33 PM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

I was stood in a queue at the shop
I wanted to buy a big mop
To go with the bucket I got
But when I got home
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23-07-2016, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
I was stood in a queue at the shop
I wanted to buy a big mop
To go with the bucket I got
But when I got home
. . . . can't do this, it's gone wrong. . . .
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23-07-2016, 09:05 PM
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. can't do this, it's gone wrong. .
So instead I will sing you a song
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23-07-2016, 11:16 PM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

I was stood in a queue at the shop
I wanted to buy a big mop
To go with the bucket I got
I got some water (red hot)
But forgot the soap, what a flop!
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23-07-2016, 11:17 PM
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Can't do this, it's gone wrong. .
So instead I will sing you a song
What's it about?
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23-07-2016, 11:40 PM
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Can't do this, it's gone wrong
So instead I will sing you a song
What's it about?
A girl with a snout
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24-07-2016, 07:52 AM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

Can't do this, it's gone all wrong
So instead I will sing you a song
What's it about?
A girl with a snout
Who detected a very bad pong!
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24-07-2016, 07:53 AM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

A bacon sarnie is called for today
 
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