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There was this old man from New York
Who certainly knew how to talk
He would talk all day long
And then sing a song
But never in tune like a fork.
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A girl from Southend had a pig
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22-09-2016, 02:20 PM
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A girl from Southend had a pig
And the pig always wore a blonde wig
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22-09-2016, 04:46 PM
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A girl from Southend had a pig
And the pig always wore a blonde wig
She named the pig Twinkle
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22-09-2016, 05:06 PM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

A girl from Southend had a pig
And the pig always wore a blonde wig
She named the pig Twinkle
Who didn't have a wrinkle
But could knock a man down with a twig!
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22-09-2016, 05:14 PM
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A lady in a long coat and gloves
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22-09-2016, 10:07 PM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

A lady in a long coat and gloves
Kidnapped two turtle doves
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

A lady in a long coat and gloves
Kidnapped two turtle doves
One pecked her nose
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22-09-2016, 10:22 PM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

A lady in a long coat and gloves
Kidnapped two turtle doves
One pecked her nose
And poo'd on her toes
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A lady in a long coat and gloves
Kidnapped two turtle doves
One pecked her nose
And poo'd on her toes
Which didn't improve her loves.
 
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